Kelsey's Rules to Live By

  1. Chase cats, it's fun
  2. Lick everything
  3. People throw out a lot of good stuff!
  4. Eat anything and everything that you can reach!
    • One cat's poop is another dog's feast
    • Cat litter makes an excellent breath freshener
    • If the cat ate it once it must be good and now it is mushy
    • frogs are a delacy
  5. Stay right next to mom when she is in the kitchen, she drops great stuff!
  6. Lay on your back if your people say "come" when you're having too much fun
  7. Mom is a push over!
  8. Smell everything!
  9. Pant! Don't worry the people will get used to it and will be able to sleep through the night.
  10. When the people pick up your leash, go to the door, run around in circles, and moan!
  11. Jump in the car every chance you get!
  12. Howl at everyone who comes to the door
  13. Moan, you have to see the silly moan people do back at you.
  14. Smooz up to cute chicks at parties, especially if they have beer.
  15. Don't let mom and dad see you drink beer.
  16. You know that trick where they put a treat on your nose and expect you to wait until they say it's ok to eat. You get the treat even if you don't wait!
  17. Take a walk on the wild side. Drink out of the kitty's water dish.
  18. Grap your brother's rawhide. It is always better then your own.